Boot Camp: A Quasi-Demi-Pseudo Basic Training Survival Guide, Maybe Even for the Marines

Are you thinking about joining the greatest military on earth? Are you looking for an unauthorized, unorthodox guide to get you through the initial phase known as Basic Training or boot camp? This guide contains all the off-the-wall, unusual but very helpful pieces of advice that most other guides ignore. It's a humorous guide designed to show you the ropes concerning not only the official program, but the behind-the-scenes unofficial aspects as well. In it, you will learn how to navigate socially in a recruit division, keep your drill instructors off your back as much as possible, mentally prepare for the informal rituals commonly found in boot camp, and be familiarized on some distinct lingo and terminology found in boot camp which are not used in civilian society. So don't waste time agonizing through boring, formal volumes and textbooks. Take the fun and easy way to preparation for boot camp and read this streamlined guide to basic training domination!